Help CRASH

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CRASH
You see, the MUD is like a 13 year old girl. She has troubles and issues
and is going through a hard time at school. Trying to balance the heavy
load of work and trying to get dates. When the MUD crashes, she is simply
having an emotional break down. Sometimes caused by boys at school calling
her fat, or her failling a test or getting her period etc. Just bare with
us as we try to calm her down and fix her issues so she can function like
a good girl for all your MUDing pleasures, and if you take that in any
sick way....yes, I will remove your genitalia with a broken ashtray.

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